Emeril would be proud. None of this South Beach, Atkins diet stuff here. This is the Guacamole diet: lots of avocados, tomatoes, serrano peppers, and onions. Plus chips, of course. It's what Jesus ate. Or would have eaten had he come to Guadalajara rather than Capernaum. By popular demand, today let's do salsa recipes. Even the anti-guac crowd can participate.